Can I get you a Coke?

Sal and I were at Kroger's this morning, and as he lifted his box of Coke onto the self check-out register, the bottom split and cans rolled everywhere. A few sprung leaks when they hit the floor and sprayed every customer around us within a 10 foot radius. Happy April Fool's Day Krogers Customers.

No one got it worse than he and I though, and I nearly died laughing. He was not so amused.

Ahh, good times. good times.

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